Lucious

The dual-ended shape genuinely surprised me, works just as well for either kind of play. Hardness feels solid without being uncomfortable, and cleanup was way easier than I expected.

Didn't expect the suction base to hold this well on the tile, but he hasn't budged once. The width takes some warming up to, though once you're there the fullness is exactly what I was after.

The base is wide enough that he stands firm while I ride, which makes the whole experience way less awkward. That dual-ended design really delivers on the promise of options.