LIGHTNING ROD

The rumble on this thing is no joke — even on the lowest setting it feels deeper than anything I've tried before. Having 8 patterns to cycle through with the M button means I actually found one that works for me instead of just settling.

Wasn't sure about the size at first but that broad head is exactly what makes it work, covers way more area than my old one. The eight patterns are actually different from each other too, not just minor speed tweaks.

I was skeptical about another toy gathering dust in my drawer, but press that M button and the rumble is no joke—it's deep and satisfying, not buzzy. The large head covers a lot of ground in one go, and cycling through all 8 patterns actually got me to a finish faster than I thought possible.